What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.