How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!