How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!