How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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By the egg on its face.

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The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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Its a slippery slope.

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Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!