How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.