How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.