What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"