What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.