What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!