Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.