Because they literally can't even.
A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
A fedoration.
A Ha'wayman.
They can't even
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
cuz they can't even!!!!