Because they literally can't even.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
By iceicle !
About 5 drinks
4 or 5.
Because they can't even.
Because she was too basic