Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!