Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Why was Fibonacci afraid of 5?

because 5 8 13!

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What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD