Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

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Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Incense Jokes More Incense Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

How do you pay for incense?

In cents