How do you pay for incense?

In cents

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.