What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins