What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.