How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What personal space?

My dog

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Max Jokes More Max Jokes

Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen