How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Max Jokes More Max Jokes

Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese