How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.