Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it