Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.