Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."