Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why is 77 better then 69?

Because you get eight more!

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it