Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Puzzle Jokes More Puzzle Jokes

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"