Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

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This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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They deliver

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Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Pinkish with a bit of brown.

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Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"