Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.