Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."