Blonde Count Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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They slide down the banana-ster! :D

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

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3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.