What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.