What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

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What is the longest?

Life without parole

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.