What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.