What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.