What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator