What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.