What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.