What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.