What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.