What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.