What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get