Javelin Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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