Low Self Esteem Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Impale Jokes More Impale Jokes

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.