Low Self Esteem Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

Impale Jokes More Impale Jokes

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

Complete Jokes More Complete Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.