Low Self Esteem Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.