Low Self Esteem Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Complete Jokes More Complete Jokes

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

Impale Jokes More Impale Jokes

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!