Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.