Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Break Pencil Jokes More Break Pencil Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post