What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.