What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.