What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.