What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.