What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.