What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.