What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.