What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!