What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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Where do Orcish cows go to hang out?

Moooooooo*rdor.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.