What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Kurt Jokes More Kurt Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod