What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.