What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.