What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women