What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.