A short woman trying like hell.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)
Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Can't they just get taller women
