What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women