What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."