What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I