What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup?

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.