Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know