Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul tr...

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

U Haul Truck Jokes More U Haul Truck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move