What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb