What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):