What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?

Stevie Wonder

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

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What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org