What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.