What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian?

Dead.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken