What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken