What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.