What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"