What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.