What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.