What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.