Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan