Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

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Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!