Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

5 Year Plan Jokes More 5 Year Plan Jokes

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan