Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan