Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!