Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan