Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!