Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!