Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!