Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

5 Year Plan Jokes More 5 Year Plan Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!