Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

5 Year Plan Jokes More 5 Year Plan Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!