Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes