Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes