What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.