What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!