What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

becau

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Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.