What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.