What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.