What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver