What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

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What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.