What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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They bring flowers to his grave.

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Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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my future grandchildren probably

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.