Grandma and grandpa.
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Their parents.
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
Something racist, probably.
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."
