Grandma and grandpa.
Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
The parents would love to know.
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
Grandma monster
Backwards.
Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!
He took out his dentures!
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."
