What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Abstinence Jokes More Abstinence Jokes

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.