What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

Abstinence Jokes More Abstinence Jokes

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.