Abstinence Jokes

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.