Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.