Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.