Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died