Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Ed Jokes More Ed Jokes

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

Why ed has no girlfriend?

Cz sheeran

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.