How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!