How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.