How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer