How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

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How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."