How do Muslims like their food served?

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What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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