How do Muslims like their food served?

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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