How do Muslims like their food served?

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What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.