How do Muslims like their food served?

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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