What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.