What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai