What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back