What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.