What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.