Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Why did the blond slap Santa?

He kept saying "Ho Ho Ho" *dum roll - rim slap*

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Sleigh Jokes More Sleigh Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !