Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

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Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.