Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

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What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !