What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What do you call a group of Rhode Islanders?

A traffic accident.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Girl Track Team Jokes More Girl Track Team Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...