What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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Attire

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He had a problem with his hamstring.

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The purr-rimiter.

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

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One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

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What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....