Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Cuba
Tim Tebow
Threw his baby out the window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four