Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
I genuinely care about your mother.
A baby in the microwave :)
It ran out of cache.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
A) Rabbyte!
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony