Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
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One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
Threw his baby out the window.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
He had a bad experience with windows.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
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Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
He had a bad experience with Windows
A: A-cue-stick.
One dead baby in five trash cans
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
Bag-in
I, Mac.
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Stopping it with a shovel
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)