What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow